Sunday, October 01, 2006

"My Day Out In The Big Car" by Richard Hammond


I went to yorkshur to drive the big car that goez fast coz Jeremy and the other wun alwez make fun ov me and sed I was rubbish driver so I wantid to sho vem so I got in the big car and went ded fast and made them boff look crap but car went wonky and crashed and I went in ambullanse to hostipal coz I had bad hed but better now and warking bout a bit and got lotz of flowerz and will bee bak on telly soon I hop with top geer dogg.

Jeremy and other wun still say I am a rubbish driver. Vey smell ov poo.

Richard (age fivv and a harf)


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